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swinger

A married person who enjoys swapping spouses with another married couple. Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.

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crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.2) A sexually transmitted disease. I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh. Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and...

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rabbit punch

A punch to the back of the head that can cause injury or death. Common term in the sport of boxing (is an illegal move). Mike Tyson was disqualified from the fight because he delivered a rabbit punch...

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fuckstick

1) A penis.2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot. When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left...

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say hello to my little friend

A famous line yelled by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface. Pacino: Say hello to my little friend! (Fires gun)

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banus

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint. John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.

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blanket party

The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants...

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chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks". If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

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death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you. I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.

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hockey players

Those who play the sport of hockey. Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

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Hummer

1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while...

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stop

1) To cease an activity.2) A place of interest during travel. Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be...

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britney spears

A performer of pop music. Britney Spears recently released a new album.

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beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart. This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

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nail

1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.2) To make a goal in a sporting event. 1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!2) I tried to nail a shot from...

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Peter North

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen. Peter North has...

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crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc. The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

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